Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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