GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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