problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Randomize
