my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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