worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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