I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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