We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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