Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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