so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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