you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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