i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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