Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
it's like iHOP with fire
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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