You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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