let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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