Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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