He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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