Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
