I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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