Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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