Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
