This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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