Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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