We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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