This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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