You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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