Sponge bath it is.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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