i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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