just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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