i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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