I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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