Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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