I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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