Got a toothbrush?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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