Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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