I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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