I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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