i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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