things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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