Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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