she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize