If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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