I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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