I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I need water and some morals
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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