i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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