And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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