i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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