You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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