Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize