gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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