found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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