I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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