my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
