guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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