She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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