My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
this hospital has no fireball
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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